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Hall of Fame: Kanga

Kanga
Kanga

Short Description
Born at 1970, lives in Australia. Playing Utopia since Age 1, Robert Birks (aka Kanga) has analyzed the game in great detail, and worked out several new and powerful strategies. At Age 2, Kanga found himself shooting to the top of the ranks, and finished #1 in the world that age. No one ever passed him as long as he was playing. Under his guidance, many people who played alongside him in his kingdom also made it into the top ranks of the game. Robert chose Kanga as his nickname due to his long term support of the North Melbourne Kangaroos in the AFL. Kanga is considered by many people the #1 Utopia player of all times!

Disclaimer: The above information might not be fully accurate, and I apologize for that. If you know of any parts that need fixing, please tell me! Periodically, I may go through the users' comments below and incorporate new and fixed information into the page itself.

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Klink
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(10-Nov-2000 01:46 pm)
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Kanga was never that good in round 2, his script was.
Karry
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(10-Nov-2000 02:09 pm)
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I was amused when Kanga&#039s former pupils Selena and Malkieri were deleted along with all the other multi feeders.
Yuki
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(10-Nov-2000 02:21 pm)
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Klink is as always a jealous player and will never be as good as Kanga.
BeldinsBile
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(10-Nov-2000 03:47 pm)
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Go Aussie!
Saurons Pest
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(10-Nov-2000 04:02 pm)
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Battling with Savannah about the title "greatest player ever".

We miss you around here =)
Famine
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(11-Nov-2000 07:16 am)
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He played my prov for a month in round 6 when I was burnt out. I don&#039t play anymore, but I couldn&#039t have had a better guy watching over me, of course :) Long live Kanga and as for the script, it doesn&#039t make you better, it just saves you sleep. I was a well rested 2 mil province as opposed to a pulling my hair out 2 mil prov after finding the holy script.
Divina Comedia
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(11-Nov-2000 08:00 am)
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LMAO.. Saurons PEST? :)
Real
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(11-Nov-2000 03:44 pm)
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the biggest compliment i can give my former kingdommate is that even when he was big, his first concern has always been his kingdom,and he took more pride in our kingdom being #1 than his single province being #1, which I greatly respect.
Kanga
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(11-Nov-2000 04:27 pm)
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Klink - I didn&#039t even know scripts were possible until the last week of Age 2 - Age 2 was pure hard work - I did all the "scripting" by hand.

And I have my doubts that Selena was ever deleted for anything.
Cibby
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(14-Nov-2000 11:31 am)
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all that i have heard about this guy is good... but one thing...

GO PIES!!!!!!!
Fedwin Morr
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(14-Nov-2000 11:55 am)
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I miss Malk :P More than Kanga :P Neener neener neener :P
Mr Anon
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(17-Nov-2000 08:31 am)
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Kanga: So you did use scripts later on...
BeldinsBile
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(17-Nov-2000 12:29 pm)
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Your both wrong...

GO THE CATS!!!
Cibby
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(18-Nov-2000 11:54 am)
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CATS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

U GODDA B JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Vein
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(19-Nov-2000 09:13 am)
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u&#039re the best !
Owl
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(20-Nov-2000 02:03 pm)
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Damn my good old Manetheren regent looks like this?*LOL*
BeldinsBile
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(23-Nov-2000 07:27 am)
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What wrong with the cats ? They&#039re obviously the most superior team...

(Actually I dont follow AFL much anymore)
aCiD
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(25-Nov-2000 11:47 am)
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someone should zoom in that pic and see what the screen says the province is =)
Serdyllon
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(27-Nov-2000 02:48 pm)
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You learn something new every day I&#039ve heard. Guess it&#039s true...;)

The battle between Savannah and Kanga will be won by Kanga. Svannah was one hell of a good feeder though ;)
PP
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(27-Nov-2000 03:44 pm)
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Damn straight Kanga&#039s number one.
best player i&#039ve ever played with, without any doubt what so ever.
damn fine kd... i guess Capn has some living up to do ;)
!Xabbu
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(27-Nov-2000 03:49 pm)
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comeon... GO THE DONS !!! :)
debs
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(03-Dec-2000 02:21 pm)
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Kanga i s1 hell of a player and will always be #1 at UTOPIA to me and well what can i say Kanga GO ROO&#039s and You are greatly missed in this game dude.

DM
KALI
^_^
Lego
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(21-Dec-2000 12:40 pm)
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Kanga rocked, laughed at all the stupid things I did and even turned me into a half decent player. He, I think, remains the best player weve seen, but more than that the best leader a kingdom has had.
fuzzfuzz
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(27-Dec-2000 10:22 am)
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It always amuses me when I hear these players who continually whine about talent.
Well, I got a story for you.
I&#039m a good personal friend of Kanga.
Back in Age 1 I discovered Utopia... it had just started, so I joined in and was playing well, for a week or so. Got up to about 25k NW, or thereabouts. Then I introduced Kanga to this game.
After another week, I was at 50k. He was 60k !! =)
His calculations and formulas seemed not to work... but they obviously did. I remember thinking, "Why does he do this?" and all the while he&#039s shooting up the charts...
So all you doubters out there, don&#039t. This is coming from one who recognises godhood when he sees it. =)
Scandal
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(17-Mar-2001 03:03 pm)
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Kanga is the greatest player I&#039ve met, I use to nag him for strategies and help in Kali all the time and on ICQ, one question where are you now?
Razorback
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(24-May-2001 07:51 am)
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No doubt he was the greatest player ever.

Even though he maked a script... he did it and it worked =)
pink
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(25-May-2001 05:30 pm)
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go hawks
keychris
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(07-Jun-2001 01:10 am)
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i'm sure you all mean c'mon the BLUES
Michael Hsu
Posts: 1
(15-Jul-2001 12:06 am)
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hey Kanga, aren't u Biirka? or Birkka?
Mojo200
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Posts: 1
(02-Aug-2001 07:15 am)
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*slight bow to Kanga*
Mojo200
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Posts: 9
(09-Aug-2001 02:28 pm)
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Have anyone tried comparing the picture of Kanga with the picture of Lady X.... looks... oddly alike.. in the color and such *looks mystified*
Mojo200
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(09-Aug-2001 02:29 pm)
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Have anyone tried comparing the picture of Kanga with the picture of Lady X.... looks... oddly alike.. in the color and such *looks mystified*
Mojo200
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(09-Aug-2001 02:30 pm)
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Hey that is stupid!! It didn't erase the text, so I figured "Hey.. maybe I just imagined myself pressing it"... so I pressed again *looks baffled as he watches the birth of a double post*
Martini
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(20-Aug-2001 12:55 am)
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come on the Lions, we'll show you Southerners how to play this season!
Primax
Posts: 1
(07-Sep-2001 10:53 am)
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Michael hsu, kanga = biirka?..lol
Jihad CW
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(19-Oct-2001 09:26 am)
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kanga taught me everything i know :)

well not really, but close hehehe i owe him a LOT
Midget Farting
Posts: 2
(24-Dec-2001 04:36 am)
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Wayne Carey rules
Dee
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(12-Jun-2002 08:43 am)
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I see Kanga quiet alot on Icq as i knew him well before utopia i got toknow him from Kali games server days and warcraft2 days and he is now studying to become a doctor.
tarbosh
Posts: 1
(23-Oct-2002 10:03 pm)
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Hello my friend, this is not good business. I worship the Aussie who can make the world turn upside down.
Your script was very effective and now
you move to the USA to write scripts
in California!
TheRealPlatypus
(Posted as rabbi)
Posts: 1
(18-Dec-2002 06:53 am)
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he is a kangaroos fan, therefore I am better because I am blues CARN THE BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReMaRQaBLe
Posts: 30
(02-Mar-2003 02:40 am)
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good grief i am australian and i didnt realise how many yobbs there are that play this game
Kanga
Posts: 1
(23-Aug-2005 09:42 am)
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Hard to believe that when I did a search for my name on google, this came up as number 1. 5 years since I last looked at Utopia...
m o d
(Posted as Riddermargh)
Posts: 10
(28-Aug-2005 06:52 pm)
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wow. the legend is back (for one or two mins) to utopia
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