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Utopia Angel v1.81 Alpha 1
Posted by Brother Green, 2353 days, 21 hours and 24 minutes ago
Category: Utopia Temple News
Utopia Angel v1.81 Alpha 1 has been released! This version is compatible with Genesis #14.

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    • Ballers vs Puffy
    Posted by brado997, 2356 days, 6 hours and 13 minutes ago
    Category: General Utopia News
    Over 1 week ago a war broke out between two talented warring kingdoms. Ballers and Puffy began a war on March 6th, YR5 after Puffy did a wave into Ballers to start the battle. A week later, and nearly 1500 attacks, Ballers has decided to put an end to the war by withdrawing over 1 Utopian Year after the war began, on March 19th, YR6.

    Both kingdoms took a substantial amount of damage during the war. Puffy saw 9 provinces die while Ballers saw 2. Despite inaccuracies in each kingdoms' paper, the server charts show Ballers losing roughly 19k acres, and Puffy losing 10k. Oddly enough, Ballers managed to gain nearly 5k honor in the war, while Puffy neither lost nor gained a significant amount.

    Ballers commented: "We had a nice war, we would like to say thanks for the 9 joints we puffed up. Was it an Xmas present or New Years gift?"

    Puffy commented: "Our orc didn't have to defect in order for us to get the win! Great job to our guys, it was a great battle in which the good guys came up on top. LL Puffy!"

    CE Provided by Ballers
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    ** Summary **
    && Total Attacks Made: 829 (49,475 acres)
    && -- Traditional March: 391 (49,291 acres)
    && -- Conquest: 4 (184 acres)
    && -- Ambush: 5 (257 acres)
    && -- Raze: 391 (16,904 acres)
    && -- Plunder Attacks: 2
    && -- Failed Attacks: 36 (4.3% failure)
    !!! Total Attacks Suffered: 655 (66,327 acres)
    !!! -- Traditional March: 297 (40,114 acres)
    !!! -- Ambush: 2 (297 acres)
    !!! -- Raze: 327 (26,213 acres)
    !!! -- Failed Attacks: 29 (4.4% failure)
    $$ Aid packets sent: 488

    ** Highlights **
    Jun 15 YR5: A new thong for Xmas died
    Mar 1 YR6: A new fish for Xmas died

    ** This Kingdom (Ballers) Gains/Losses **
    Overall Losses: -16,852 acres.
    1. +1,438 acres: A new Elmo for Xmas (36/4)
    2. +927 acres: A new Car for Xmas (36/20)
    3. +415 acres: A new gal for Xmas (31/8)
    4. +260 acres: A new kiss for Xmas (40/5)
    5. +82 acres: A new zit for Xmas (36/11)
    6. no change: Gladby (1/)
    7. -189 acres: GladBy (23/15)
    8. -348 acres: A new prov for Xmas (28/17)
    9. -408 acres: A new cooky for Xmas (27/21)
    10. -453 acres: A new pony for Xmas (33/26)
    11. -469 acres: A new pimp for Xmas (37/22)
    12. -654 acres: A new moron for Xmas (32/24)
    13. -829 acres: A new puppy for xmas (40/31)
    14. -858 acres: A new bie for Xmas (30/17)
    15. -955 acres: A new Cell for Xmas (38/19)
    16. -996 acres: A new Face for Xmas (33/20)
    17. -1,089 acres: A new Dragi for Xmas (41/29)
    18. -1,144 acres: A new joint for Xmas (41/33)
    19. -1,194 acres: A new life for Xmas (44/30)
    20. -1,399 acres: A new date for Xmas (37/34)
    21. -1,663 acres: A new thong for Xmas (22/61)
    22. -1,683 acres: A new Brain for Xmas (41/45)
    23. -1,762 acres: A new santa for Xmas (32/50)
    24. -1,819 acres: A new Dildo for Xmas (34/43)
    25. -2,062 acres: A new fish for Xmas (36/70)

    ** Enemy Kingdom (Puffy) Gains/Losses **
    Overall Losses: -26,265 acres.
    Attacks: 655 made / 829 suffered
    1. +1,680 acres: Anakin Skywalker (33/4)
    2. +1,439 acres: Sexy Princess Leia (24/1)
    3. +1,294 acres: ObiWan Kenobi (24/2)
    4. +1,229 acres: MayTheForceBeWithMe (31/)
    5. +1,167 acres: KlingonsAreSexy (29/3)
    6. +1,050 acres: Im your FATHER (38/)
    7. +648 acres: Leias Metal Bikini (31/5)
    8. +536 acres: UsingTehForce (6/3)
    9. +212 acres: Barkhehsh (35/5)
    10. no change: FlyForFun (4/)
    10. no change: [anonymous province] (1/)
    10. no change: CaptainKirkIsMyHERO (48/)
    13. -672 acres: WannabeAWookie (33/15)
    14. -687 acres: USS Enterprise E (26/13)
    15. -1,657 acres: DumbChewbacca (37/24)
    16. -1,934 acres: BeamMeUpScotty (17/53)
    17. -2,438 acres: KnobblyForehead (10/51)
    18. -2,740 acres: USS Pegasus (17/90)
    19. -2,952 acres: General Grievous (17/64)
    20. -2,965 acres: Seething Sith (3/57)
    21. -3,015 acres: Luke Skywalker (41/64)
    22. -3,182 acres: Use The Force Vader (39/62)
    23. -3,232 acres: DoNotMess (18/82)
    24. -3,274 acres: Ewok Army FTW (43/73)
    25. -3,282 acres: OMG Yoda Pwns Tuvok (15/83)
    26. -3,490 acres: Q (35/75)

    CE Provided by Puffy
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    ** Summary **
    && Total Attacks Made: 658 (44,513 acres)
    && -- Traditional March: 300 (44,513 acres)
    && -- Ambush: 2 (297 acres)
    && -- Raze: 327 (26,299 acres)
    && -- Failed Attacks: 29 (4.4% failure)
    !!! Total Attacks Suffered: 835 (62,616 acres)
    !!! -- Traditional March: 397 (45,466 acres)
    !!! -- Ambush: 6 (369 acres)
    !!! -- Raze: 393 (17,150 acres)
    !!! -- Plunder Attacks: 2
    !!! -- Failed Attacks: 37 (4.4% failure)
    $$ Aid packets sent: 416

    ** Highlights **
    Mar 11 YR5: Ceasefire offer from (XX:XX)
    Mar 11 YR5: Accepted Ceasefire with (XX:XX)
    May 14 YR5: Seething Sith died
    Jun 5 YR5: KnobblyForehead died
    Jun 11 YR5: BeamMeUpScotty died
    Jul 5 YR5: OMG Yoda Pwns Tuvok died
    Jul 20 YR5: USS Pegasus died
    Jan 9 YR6: General Grievous died
    Feb 2 YR6: DoNotMess died
    Feb 19 YR6: Ewok Army FTW died
    Mar 10 YR6: Q died

    ** This Kingdom (Puffy) Gains/Losses **
    Overall Losses: -18,103 acres.
    1. +1,857 acres: Anakin Skywalker (32/4)
    2. +1,627 acres: Sexy Princess Leia (24/1)
    3. +1,621 acres: KlingonsAreSexy (29/2)
    4. +1,481 acres: ObiWan Kenobi (24/2)
    5. +1,349 acres: MayTheForceBeWithMe (31/)
    6. +1,243 acres: Leias Metal Bikini (31/5)
    7. +1,151 acres: Im your FATHER (38/)
    8. +659 acres: UsingTehForce (6/3)
    9. +460 acres: Barkhehsh (36/5)
    10. +55 acres: WannabeAWookie (35/16)
    11. no change: [anonymous province] (1/)
    11. no change: FlyForFun (4/)
    11. no change: CaptainKirkIsMyHERO (48/)
    14. -37 acres: USS Enterprise E (26/13)
    15. -827 acres: DumbChewbacca (37/24)
    16. -1,718 acres: BeamMeUpScotty (17/52)
    17. -2,424 acres: USS Pegasus (17/89)
    18. -2,427 acres: Seething Sith (3/57)
    19. -2,435 acres: Luke Skywalker (40/64)
    20. -2,552 acres: General Grievous (17/64)
    21. -2,593 acres: Use The Force Vader (39/63)
    22. -2,743 acres: KnobblyForehead (10/53)
    23. -2,768 acres: Q (38/77)
    24. -2,894 acres: Ewok Army FTW (42/73)
    25. -2,977 acres: DoNotMess (18/83)
    26. -3,211 acres: OMG Yoda Pwns Tuvok (15/85)

    ** Enemy Kingdom (Ballers) Gains/Losses **
    Overall Losses: -25,346 acres.
    Attacks: 835 made / 658 suffered
    1. +1,143 acres: A new Elmo for Xmas (36/4)
    2. +270 acres: A new Car for Xmas (36/20)
    3. +172 acres: A new kiss for Xmas (40/5)
    4. +131 acres: A new gal for Xmas (30/8)
    5. -200 acres: A new zit for Xmas (37/11)
    6. -651 acres: GladBy (25/15)
    7. -706 acres: A new cooky for Xmas (27/20)
    8. -884 acres: A new pimp for Xmas (37/22)
    9. -891 acres: A new prov for Xmas (28/18)
    10. -952 acres: A new pony for Xmas (34/26)
    11. -1,157 acres: A new Face for Xmas (32/19)
    12. -1,176 acres: A new bie for Xmas (30/17)
    13. -1,248 acres: A new Cell for Xmas (38/19)
    14. -1,320 acres: A new moron for Xmas (32/27)
    15. -1,326 acres: A new Dragi for Xmas (41/28)
    16. -1,336 acres: A new life for Xmas (45/30)
    17. -1,379 acres: A new puppy for xmas (41/34)
    17. -1,379 acres: A new joint for Xmas (41/34)
    19. -1,645 acres: A new date for Xmas (39/33)
    20. -1,838 acres: A new thong for Xmas (22/61)
    21. -1,990 acres: A new Dildo for Xmas (34/43)
    22. -2,264 acres: A new Brain for Xmas (42/45)
    23. -2,288 acres: A new fish for Xmas (36/68)
    24. -2,432 acres: A new santa for Xmas (32/51)

    [ Rating: 74% (7 voters) ] [ 23 Comments ]

    New Genesis Online
    Posted by QuantumChaos, 2357 days, 2 hours and 21 minutes ago
    Category: Utopia Announcements
    The new round of the Utopian Genesis has been placed online. The game will officially begin Sunday, January 7th. Before creating an account, please be sure to click the link detailing changes on the Genesis Server (on both the Create Account and Login screens) for the latest information on Genesis game features.

    The Utopian Genesis is our experimental server and features unique rules that may or may not be eventually implemented in the main Utopia games. Users are allowed to have one Genesis account in addition to their main account on one of the two primary servers.

    Enjoy the new round!
    Mehul Patel (Original Post)

  • Genesis changes

    • [ Rating: 93% (7 voters) ] [ 9 Comments ]

    Rage waves Lothlorien
    Posted by brado997, 2358 days, 6 hours and 5 minutes ago
    Category: General Utopia News
    Today on the WoL server, the #5 honor kingdom, known as Rage of Absalom has been making some moves on the land charts. On January 17th, YR6 they moved into 14th place on the server, after a wave of attacks into the kingdom of Lothlorien, who now sit in 24th position. Rage garnered over 5k acres in the exchange, and the two kingdoms are now ceasefired.

    ** Summary **
    && Total Attacks Made: 24 (5,091 acres)
    && -- Traditional March: 23 (5,091 acres)
    && -- Failed Attacks: 1 (4.2% failure)

    ** Highlights **
    Jan 17 YR6: Ceasefire offer from (Lothlorien)
    Jan 17 YR6: Accepted Ceasefire with (Lothlorien)

    ** This Kingdom (Rage of Absalom) Gains/Losses **
    Overall Gains: 5,091 acres.
    1. +478 acres: Im Still Standing (2/)
    2. +404 acres: I have a big brain (2/)
    3. +371 acres: CASINO de ROYALE (2/)
    4. +343 acres: NoLoveLikeBoyLove (1/)
    5. +342 acres: NietzschesUberManIam (1/)
    6. +336 acres: CrimesNeverPayOff (1/)
    7. +315 acres: DrivingThroughDetox (1/)
    8. +299 acres: SsweeetnessS (1/)
    9. +298 acres: This is not my name (2/)
    10. +280 acres: Schrodingers Cat (1/)
    11. +252 acres: C0nT1nU3 (1/)
    12. +243 acres: Fake (1/)
    13. +190 acres: WoW is Lame (1/)
    14. +188 acres: Le vent nous portera (1/)
    15. +170 acres: wtf (1/)
    16. +168 acres: Slaves Shall Serve (1/)
    17. +159 acres: License To Kill (1/)
    18. +135 acres: HumpMyUndercarriage (1/)
    19. +120 acres: WhiteWaterSledging (1/)
    20. no change: Give Me Your Soul (1/)

    ** Enemy Kingdom (Lothlorien) Gains/Losses **
    Name: HOSTILE STAY OUT (Lothlorien)
    Overall Losses: -5,091 acres.
    Attacks: 0 made / 24 suffered
    1. -252 acres: LeWizKnuffeltMe (/1)
    2. -280 acres: LeWizCravesMe (/1)
    3. -378 acres: LeWizWubsHisKD (/3)
    4. -408 acres: LeWizMadeAnUglyTheme (/2)
    5. -469 acres: IWillAlwaysLoveLeWiz (/2)
    6. -502 acres: LeWizRunsRainbow (/2)
    7. -503 acres: LeWizLikes2BChained (/2)
    8. -532 acres: LeWizIsATreeHugger (/2)
    9. -563 acres: LeWizTrulyLikesMyAss (/3)
    10. -580 acres: LeWizDoesntDrink (/3)
    11. -624 acres: LeWizSizzlesMyFizz (/3)

    [ Rating: 64% (7 voters) ] [ 12 Comments ]

    Province Identification Program
    Posted by Brother Green, 2359 days, 21 hours and 1 minute ago
    Category: Utopia Temple News
    We are experimenting with a new province identification program which will let us provide province-specific services to our users. Basically, it links your province to your Utopia Temple account, so we can identify your province and provide to you services tailored specifically for your province.

    It works in 3 simple steps: first you submit your province's name and location, then you send an in-game message with a validation code to a designated recipient, and once the recipient authorizes you, you get approved and join the program. From this point you can authorize other provinces wanting to join!

    What are we asking from you? First, let us know how this program works and if you have any suggestions for improvements. Next, give us ideas for province-specific tools that we can provide (for example: send email when province is attacked).

    [ Join the Province Identification Program ]

    [ Rating: 76% (16 voters) ] [ Add Comment ]

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