|I had a chance to interview General Sudden Death. He's never made the top 100 list in 8 ages of play but nobody in the game has been in more fights, brawls, and controversial situations. We discussed his 7 ages + of Utopia experience, his recent departure from the Danish Brotherhood, and SD also revealed the famous player he believes to be behind SNAP.|
|Dave, 19, St. Louis |
Ain't usin' my last name..... heheh
|Some guy I talked to all the time from a chatroom I used to go to asked me to try out this game when it was in Long Beta test. I've been playin' it ever since.|
|Yup. I have no clue how that name came about. All I remember was that around that time I was talkin to someone and he mentioned orgy, and then I was like HMMM, and next thing I know, I named my 2nd province Militant Orgy in the Long Beta.|
|Long Beta: I made quite a few accounts to test out the race and see which one was more fun. With my very first province I attacked my kingdom constantly and almost was destroyed til they told me I was supposed to work with the kingdom.. Militant Orgy, my 2nd account, was posted in the forums saying that I was a gangbanging @ss and I had to clear my name somehow. |
Final Beta: Became regent of the kingdom, with Mad John Finn's Wife in that kingdom (she was in the same kingdom I was in during Long beta as well). Tested the stupidity of a dragon.
|Age 1: Oh how fun that age was....The great war against Feuer. I was bored, and attacked Anti's province and a friend or 2 started posting his stats in the forums. Hehe. He made me #1 on the Feuer alliance enemies list... Then I backed off, only to attack again and with a bunch of other people attacking Anti's province. That pretty much lead to the downfall of Feuer. I recreated and landed on Newbie Hell when it was created... isle 14, and me and Anti had a duel.. Unfortunately, he used theives and beat me that way... Then we ended the duel, and I went on to try to endure the hell that is isle 14.. I was the 2nd powerful province on that kingdom, next to a guy that was 150K NW when I created. I hit about 100K NW before overnight I got hit about 5 times and I got frustrated... Then I ended up deleteing that account cuz I suffered 10 more attacks that day. |
Age 2: I became the regent of a newbie kigndom. Joined MAGMA for a little bit... then left it... Anti defected from his kingdom, which was a MAGMA kingdom also, and landed in mine.. That age was HELL because he was in my kingdom. hehe
|We never had ICQ chats, but I did have some posts saved from the kingdom forums proving how much of an @ss he is.|
|Just b*tching about how we were never at war, and how much the kingdom sucked, and calling other people in the kingdom idiots.. so on and so on....|
|All of age 2....he deleted 3rd age cuz he didnt want to be Faery again like he selected.|
|Hell no.... he hit 500K NW.. and that was it. |
Age 3: I Stayed with the same kingdom. I attacked the leader of an alliance for over 100 acres in the first week because he was picking on a newbie.. He had me pummeled big time.. and I ended up dying in the ensuing wars that came from that gangbang....Then, I joined Ghetto Nightmare for the rest of that age...
Age 4, I ran for Vice Regent, lost.. and I was having one hell of a time trying to grow... I ended up deleting because I had 3 wins and 20 losses after the first 2 weeks. So I just wandered around the world til I landed in a kingdom and stayed there and took the role of Vice Regent.
Age 5.... I gained regency... and had a battle with AV... my kingdom wanted to go to war, and we picked Kadagar's kingdom, not knowing it was his kingdom. We did a united strike against both linked wings provinces in that kingdom, and Kadagar ordered my death By AV.. a lot of support came to help bring them down, but very few participated in actual attacks on them... I died and just ended up as a wanderer again.
Age 6... Landed on a kingdom with a regency dispute... their were 2 regency overthrows, then I took over it... Kingdom SUCKED. 40th on island at the end of the age, but I survived it nothing major really happened.
|Yup. 1.3Mil at the end of age 6 |
Age 7.. so far, we've come close to having a nice show down with Seals of Solomon, but that was it... so far.. heheh
|Yup. Right now I'm struggling because the kingdom won't grow much besides a few provinces really... so I end up being pulled down with everyone else... but I just broke 300K, and now, an alliance is threatning a big war with us, but so far, I haven't seen a single member above 150K NW.|
|Nope... I was there when it began, but I didnt start it. That was Scarloc, The Talking Goat, and Jack be Nimble (now RedRum Jack)|
|We are about to have the 1 year aniversary, but I left them bout a week or so ago for a couple of reason.|
|Well, it started becoming something I hate, a group of followers.. everyone wanted to join, and people were letting them.. it grew way too fast, and I hardly knew any of the new people, so I gave up...|
And more people started getting sick of em... and some that were mods were abusing it and I got sick of being associated with em.
|Just deleteing posts that didn't agree with their thoughts, or ones that exposed certain people as multis/cheaters, which I despise.. I didnt use locations or swears either.. which pissed me off more.|
|No, but I had a feeling who it was....|
|Oh, for a bit more than a year before I lost the tag.|
|I was swearing with the mod tag on one night and Mehul frowned on that....|
|He just pulled it and finally he told me why after a few friends of mine started to spam demanding I get my tag back..... lol.|
|The beginning of February last year...|
|I dont know... I'm sure I'll be around for the 8th age, but after that, it depends on how my life goes... and if Mehul will actually fix the game so people dont just randomly declare war on someone 75% of their NW all the time....|
|The way things were in age 1, 2, and 3.|
|Yeah.. cuz random grabs are less devastating, and the random grabs can lead to MEANiNGFUL WARS... which made the first ages of Utopia fun..|
|Yup.. they were way more fun.|
|Yeah...The resident Utopian idiot, that just wont go away it seems...|
|SNAPMASTER WAS A VERY ANNOYING PERSON WHO TYPED IN ALL CAPS and named his provinces (sometimes he had as much as 300 accounts created) SNAP HATES JEWS, SNAP SUX CUM and stuff like that.. He first was around in the betas, being one of the most deadly group of idiots ever in utopia.|
|Yup.. he singled me out one day in the forums.. which made me beleive that Anti was one of the SNAPMASTERS...|
|Anti was one of my enemies, and SNAPMASTER seemed intent on my destruction, as Anti has.|
|I heard that Mehul was banning SNAPMASTER and was trying to track down and get him with anything that he can in the court of Law, and at the same time, Anti said he was banned from Utopia, and also heard that SNAPMASTER was traced to University of Illinois, which was where Anti went to college. not sure if this is true, just something I heard.|
|Yeah.. thats what I was hearing.|
|Yeah, Militant Orgy, Fireball King (when moding) oRK, 6th Horseman, and Mod #666.|
|It was just cuz I was bored, and I loved playing orcs, so I decided that it would be fun to drive peeps nuts by posting as oRK and talking like this "oRK hate tupid wittle faree. ork want faree wingz ta eat. *MUNCH MUNCH* ORK ORK ORK!"|
|Yeah.. A_U Spazmer.... he posed as a long lost ally, and when I told him to f*ck off after he revealed his true identity, he decided to mess with my ICQ.|
|He made it so I cannot connect to that number anymore. :/|
|Yeah.. it doesn't bother me though.. at least I cleaned out some of the idiots.|
|Yup. I'd like to promote the idea that ALLIANCES SUCK and they should be removed from Utopia unless they clean up their dirty tactics and foul behavior.|
|Oh I'm trying.. I'm trying|